Funny phone call from someone that doesn't listen well:
"I needs a transmission for a 97 Caravan."
"Sir, I'm sorry, we only sell engines. I can't help you."
"Wha - huh? Well, wut a engine cost?"
**I check** In the background I hear a few people talking, "How you sell a engine but no transmission? Dis guy lyin'."
"Sir, it will cost XXXX.XX."
The guy replies, without any pause or hesitation, "Do dat cum wif a transmission?"
Sometimes, I thank God for the clicking noise.